Yo, listen up, folks! Today, I gonna tell you ’bout them fancy high imitation Rolex watches, them two-tone blue Submariner ones. You see ’em in them official flagship stores, shiny and all. But are they the real deal? Let me tell ya, it’s like tryin’ to tell which hen laid which egg.
What’s a Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner?
Well, it’s a watch, that’s what! But not just any watch. It’s a Rolex, and that means it’s supposed to be the best. This one, it’s got blue and some other color, all mixed up. And Submariner? That means it can go underwater. Like when you’re washin’ dishes or somethin’. But who would do that with a Rolex? Not me!
These Rolex Submariner watches, they’re like the king of watches. Everyone wants one. But they cost more than a whole year’s worth of crops! So, some folks, they make these… what do they call ’em? Imitations. High imitations. They look just like the real ones, but they ain’t.
How to Spot a Fake Rolex?
Now, this is the tricky part. Them fake ones, they’re gettin’ better and better. Like them weeds that just keep comin’ back no matter how much you pull ’em.
- First thing, you gotta look at it real close. Like when you’re checkin’ if your corn’s got them bugs.
- Check the hands, I heard the minute hand is important. The real Rolex, it has a short minute hand.
- Look at the numbers and all them little lines. Are they straight? Are they clear? On a real Rolex, they’re perfect. Like a freshly plowed field, all neat and tidy.
But a fake one. These fake ones might be like the real one. But they might be off. Maybe the numbers are crooked, or the lines ain’t straight.
Then there’s the weight. A real Rolex, it’s heavy. Like a good, solid piece of metal. They say the real Submariner is about 40 millimeters, whatever that means. Must be some city folk measurement. I don’t have one but you can take it to the jeweler to get it measured. It’s like 1 and a half inches, they say. If it’s too light, like a feather, then somethin’ ain’t right.
Why So Many Fake Rolexes?
Well, everyone wants a Rolex, right? But not everyone’s got a pot of gold under their bed. So, these fake ones, they’re cheaper. Much cheaper. It’s like buyin’ seed that ain’t certified. You might get a good crop, or you might get nothin’. It’s a gamble. But you will save some money with the fake ones.
Where to Buy a Real Rolex?
If you want a real one, you best go to them official flagship stores. That’s what they’re there for. They got all the papers and boxes and all that fancy stuff. It’s like buyin’ a prize-winnin’ bull. You want to make sure you’re gettin’ the real deal, not some scrawny calf dressed up to look good.
If someone tries to sell you a Rolex on the street or something, be careful. They will tell you it is a real one, but it is not. It is a high imitation one.
Is a High Imitation Rolex Worth It?
Well, that’s up to you. If you just want somethin’ that looks like a Rolex, then maybe. But don’t go around pretendin’ it’s real. Folks can tell. It’s like wearin’ your Sunday best to the pigsty. It just don’t fit.
Me? I’d rather have an honest watch than a fancy fake. But that’s just me. These young folks today, they like them flashy things. I seen them with their fancy phones and their fancy cars. Maybe a fake Rolex is just what they want. I don’t know.
But remember, a watch is supposed to tell time. That’s all. It don’t matter if it’s a Rolex or somethin’ you got from the five-and-dime. As long as it works, that’s all that matters. So do not waste your money. But if you really want one, make sure you go to the Rolex Official flagship store, or you will be sorry.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about them high imitation Rolex two-tone blue Submariner watches. Hope you learned somethin’. Now, I gotta go. Them chickens ain’t gonna feed themselves!
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