Well, well, well, look what we have here. High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, they call it. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city folks would wear. I seen a lot of things in my time, but this whole fake watch thing is somethin’ else.
They say these Rolex Submariner Green things are almost like the real deal. They call ’em “first copy” or some such. They make them shiny, I see that, with all the little, you know… whatchamacallits… the thingies on the watch face. They got the look, I’ll give ’em that, and even that clicky thing around the edge. It makes the same noise. But is it a real one? I tell ya, I don’t know about that.
Now, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout this Rolex Submariner. They say it’s a good watch. But that price! Lord have mercy. You could buy a whole herd of goats for that kind of money. And what for? So you can tell the time? My chickens can tell me the time, they know when the sun’s comin’ up and goin’ down. They don’t need no fancy watch.
But these young’uns, they like these shiny things. They see them in the magazines, or on that moving picture box, and they gotta have it. They say these Rolex Submariner Green are all the rage. Green like a frog’s belly, I reckon.
- They say this one has somethin’ called a “Calibre 3135 Movement.”
- What in the tarnation is that?
- Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a tractor, not a watch.
- But they say it’s important.
- Keeps the time good, I guess.
- Better than my old rooster, he’s a bit off these days.
And get this, they say there’s even a blue one! Like the sky after a good rain. Might be prettier than that green, to my eye. But they say the green one is special. Don’t ask me why. Green is just green, like the grass in my yard. I’ve seen a lot of green in my days.
Now, they’re sellin’ these fake Rolex Submariner things in stores, Specialty Stores, they call ’em. Fancy name for a shop, if you ask me. Probably got them all lined up in glass cases, shinin’ under them bright lights. Just like in the city.
They tell you how to see if it is not the real one. That is a mouthful. But they make them real good. Just like the real one, they say. It is hard to know which is which, I reckon.
I reckon some folks just want to look like they got money, even if they don’t. That’s what these fake watches are for, I guess. To fool folks. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, as they say. Still a pig, just with red lips.
But I’ll tell you what, if you got that kind of money to spend on a watch, real or fake, you got more money than sense. There are better things to spend your money on. Like a good pair of boots, or a warm coat for the winter. Or maybe a nice piece of land to grow somethin’ on.
These High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores, they’re poppin’ up everywhere, I hear. Even online, they say. You can buy one of these fake watches without even leavin’ your house. Just click a few buttons, and it’s on its way. World’s gone crazy, I tell ya.
They say you can find ’em at these fancy auctions, too. People biddin’ on ’em like they’re some kind of treasure. It is not everyone’s cup of tea. I reckon I’ll stick to my old Timex. It might not be fancy, but it tells the time just fine. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg.
But hey, if you want a High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, you go right ahead. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when it breaks down or when you find out you coulda bought a whole flock of chickens for the same price. Or maybe even a goat. A goat would be a lot more useful, in my opinion. They can even help with the weeds. A watch, what use is that to keep the weeds down? None, I say!
I’ve seen a lot of fads come and go in my time. These fancy watches are just another one of ’em. They’ll be popular for a while, then somethin’ else will come along. That’s just the way of the world.
I don’t need a Rolex. What do I need a Rolex for? To tell the time? I got a clock. Maybe I can’t put my clock on my wrist. But the clock tells me the time just the same. And I don’t need some fancy green watch to make me happy. I got my garden, I got my animals. That’s all I need. It is enough for me. And that is what they call the simple life. I reckon that’s what they call it.
So, there you have it. That’s my two cents on these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Specialty Stores. Take it or leave it. I’m just an old woman, what do I know? But I know a thing or two about life. And I know that happiness don’t come from a fancy watch, real or fake. It comes from somethin’ else entirely. Somethin’ you can’t buy in a store, no matter how fancy it is. No matter how much green it has on it.
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