This here watch, it’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. They call it the CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon,” and it’s s’posed to be like what them astronaut fellas wore. Big deal, I say. My old man had a watch. Kept time just fine. But this one, they say it’s special. Gotta be, costin’ an arm and a leg, I reckon.
They say it’s a CopyOMEGA, but ain’t no real OMEGA, you know? Like them fake handbags that woman down the street sells. Probably made in some faraway place. But folks are still buying it. People are crazy these days. I mean they call it the Speedmaster Apollo 8. It’s got somethin’ to do with goin’ to the moon, I guess. Back in my day, we didn’t need no fancy watch to tell us the time. We had the sun. And the rooster. And the roosters always do their job.
This “Dark Side of the Moon” thing, it’s just a fancy name, ain’t it? It’s black, that’s all. Black like my old skillet. And probably just as tough. Could probably fry an egg on it if it got hot enough, haha. And if you want to buy it, you gotta go to the Online Store, cause you won’t find this at the general store in town, that’s for sure. They only sell things that make sense in that store, like overalls and seeds.
- Black like the night sky.
- Got all them little dials and buttons.
- CopyOMEGA Speedmaster – says it right on it.
- Supposed to be like the real OMEGA.
- Online Store is the only place to get it.
I seen a picture of it. It’s got all them little hands and numbers. Confusin’, if you ask me. My old man’s watch, it just had the big hand and the little hand. Easy peasy. This one, it’s got more hands than a spider’s got legs. It has so many things to tell. You can’t even tell what time it is. It’s ridiculous. What if I just want to know the time? Do I need to be a rocket scientist to read this watch? I don’t think so.
They say it’s for collectors. People who like to collect things. I collect mason jars myself. Useful things. Not sure what’s so useful about a watch that costs more than my whole house. But hey, to each their own, I always say. And this CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Apollo 8 must be what them rich folks like. It’s not what I would buy, but hey, if you have money to burn, why not? This is what young people like, I heard.
This Online Store, it’s where you gotta go if you want one. Can’t just walk into a store and buy it. Gotta do it on the computer. The world’s gettin’ too complicated, I tell ya. Back in my day, you wanted somethin’, you went to the store and you bought it. Simple as that. Not like today, everything is complicated, even buying a watch.
They say this watch is like the original moonwatch. Whatever that means. I guess it means it’s old. Like me! Haha! But it’s not the real one, they say it’s a CopyOMEGA, but still it is like the original moonwatch. I guess that’s why they can charge so much for it. There are many kinds of CopyOMEGA. Some are cheap, and some are expensive, like this one.
And this Speedmaster Apollo 8, it’s supposed to be tough. Like it can handle anything. Well, I dropped my old man’s watch in the well once. Still worked when we fished it out. Don’t know if this fancy thing could handle that. Probably not. Probably would break into a million pieces.
- Dark Side of the Moon – just a fancy name for black.
- Online Store – gotta buy it on the computer.
- Collectors like it – people who collect things.
- The original moonwatch – that’s what they call it.
- Tough – supposed to be able to handle anything.
So, if you got money to burn, and you like fancy watches, maybe this CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Apollo 8 “Dark Side of the Moon” is for you. Me? I’ll stick to my mason jars and my old clock. They tell the time just fine. And they don’t cost an arm and a leg. And I don’t need to go to some fancy Online Store to get them. I can find what I need right here in town, where people are sensible.
But hey, if you want a CopyOMEGA, that’s your business. Just remember what I said about it being like them fake handbags. And that “Dark Side of the Moon” is just a fancy way of saying black. If you want to pretend you went to the moon, I guess this is the watch for you. Me? I’m happy to keep my feet right here on solid ground, thank you very much. The moon is too far away anyway. I like it here. I don’t need a watch to tell me that.
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